Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron
Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron

Knife Skills 10/10 Emotional Stability 0/10 – Funny Chef Apron

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Chop like a pro, cry like a rom-com lead. The “Knife Skills 10/10, Emotional Stability 0/10” Apron is the ultimate blend of culinary confidence and chaotic charm. Whether you’re slicing veggies or holding back tears over a burnt soufflé, this apron has your back—literally. A hilarious kitchen essential for chefs who feel deeply and cook fiercely.

Product Features:

  • Made from durable 100% polyester canvas

  • Comfortable tie-back closure for a secure fit

  • Stain-resistant to handle all the messy moments

  • Vivid print quality with bold, crisp lettering

  • One size fits most: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm)

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry low

  • No bleach

  • No ironing

  • No drycleaning

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165