This Apron Hides My Poor Life Choices – Funny Kitchen Apron

This Apron Hides My Poor Life Choices – Funny Kitchen Apron

Name: This Apron Hides My Poor Life Choices – Funny Kitchen Apron
Brand: Resting Print Face
SKU: 31564129227476371666
Price: 35 GBP
Availability: InStock

£35.00

Size

One size

Color

Black

White

Beige

Blue

Pink

Quantity

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Whether you're whipping up a five-star feast or burning toast for the third time, the “This Apron Hides My Poor Life Choices” apron has your back—literally. Designed for the kitchen renegade with a sense of humor, this durable, stain-resistant apron adds sass to your style while keeping your outfit safe from spills. It’s the perfect gift for sarcastic chefs, party hosts, or anyone who finds joy (and therapy) in cooking.

Product Features:

Durable 100% polyester canvas for long-lasting wear
Comfortable tie-back design for adjustable fit
Stain-resistant finish keeps you clean and confident
Bold, high-quality print for a pop of personality
Size: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm) – one size fits most

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach
Do not iron
Do not dryclean

Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

Inches

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Chest (in)
XS	27	16 ½	31–34
S	28	18	34–37
M	29	20	38–41
L	30	22	42–45
XL	31	24	46–49
2XL	32	26	50–53
3XL	33	28	54–57
4XL	34	30	58–61
5XL	35	31	62–65

Centimeters

Size	Length (cm)	Width (cm)	Chest (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7–86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4–94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5–104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7–114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8–124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127–134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2–144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3–155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5–165