



Make every sip a history lesson with the I’m Not Drunk I’m Just Historically Inebriated pint glass. Perfect for beer lovers, history buffs, and pun connoisseurs, this 16 oz glass brings humor and style to any drinking occasion. Use it for lagers, ales, or even as a cocktail mixing glass—this durable piece is designed for both form and function, with a touch of personality.
Product Features:
Durable glass construction with a classic shaker design
16 oz (473 ml) capacity
Also functions as a cocktail mixing glass
Handmade from natural materials; may include small bubbles or dots
Not microwave or dishwasher safe – hand wash recommended
Product responsibly sourced from China
Care Instructions:
Hand wash only to preserve clarity and quality
Not safe for microwave use
Sustainability Note:
Each glass is made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste. Your thoughtful purchase supports small-batch, conscious manufacturing.
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
16 oz | 3 ½ | 5 ⅞ |
Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58–61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62–65 |
Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Chest (cm) |
---|---|---|---|
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7–86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3–155 |
5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5–165 |