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Does This Bag Make Me Look Like I Have Self-Control? Organic Cotton Eco Tote Bag

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Spoiler: it absolutely doesn’t—and that’s why you need it. The "Does This Bag Make Me Look Like I Have Self-Control?" organic cotton eco tote bag is for unapologetic shoppers, impulsive snack-grabbers, and anyone who laughs at restraint. Made from durable, 100% certified organic cotton, this tote is roomy enough for groceries, books, or your latest “just browsing” haul.

Whether you’re heading to the farmers market or the mall, this bag pairs sustainability with sarcasm—because conscious choices can still be chaotic.

Product Features:

  • 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

  • Dimensions: 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)

  • Weight capacity: up to 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

  • 1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ length

  • Open main compartment

  • Blank product responsibly sourced from India

Sustainability Note:
Printed on demand to reduce overproduction and support sustainable fashion. Thanks for shopping with humor and heart.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165