I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon – Funny Kitchen Apron

I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon – Funny Kitchen Apron

Name: I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon – Funny Kitchen Apron
Brand: Resting Print Face
SKU: 29100036222515935448
Price: 35 GBP
Availability: InStock

£35.00

Size

One size

Color

Black

White

Beige

Blue

Pink

Quantity

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Stir up laughter (not trouble) in the kitchen with the “I Bake Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” apron. A cheeky favorite for bakers who prefer cupcakes over conflict, this fun and functional apron adds bold personality to your kitchen routine. Whether you’re icing cookies or letting off steam with a rolling pin, this apron is your perfect sidekick.

Great for gifting or treating yourself, it’s ideal for holiday cooking, weekend baking, or simply keeping the peace—one batch at a time.

Product Features:

Made from 100% polyester canvas for lasting comfort
Adjustable tie-back fit to suit most body types
Easy to clean and stain-resistant
Vibrant, fade-resistant design
Dimensions: 31.5" x 25.6" (One size fits most)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean

Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

Inches

Size	Length (in)	Width (in)	Chest (in)
XS	27	16 ½	31–34
S	28	18	34–37
M	29	20	38–41
L	30	22	42–45
XL	31	24	46–49
2XL	32	26	50–53
3XL	33	28	54–57
4XL	34	30	58–61
5XL	35	31	62–65

Centimeters

Size	Length (cm)	Width (cm)	Chest (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7–86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4–94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5–104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7–114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8–124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127–134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2–144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3–155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5–165