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If I Don’t Check My Bank Account The Money’s Still There Unisex Premium Sweatshirt – Cozy, Witty & Financially Fearless

Regular price £33.00 Save £-33.00
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Out of sight, still in the account—right? The “If I Don’t Check My Bank Account, The Money’s Still There” Unisex Premium Sweatshirt from Resting Print Face wraps your favorite financial coping mechanism in soft fleece and a streetwear-approved fit. Perfect for staying warm while dodging your banking app, this sweatshirt delivers comfort, comedy, and just the right amount of denial.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel

  • 65% cotton / 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton / 45% polyester)

  • Midweight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)

  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece interior for warmth

  • Side-seamed construction for a structured fit

  • Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Tip: Runs small—size up for a relaxed or oversized fit.

Printed On Demand & Eco-Conscious:
Made after your order to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for responsibly ignoring your finances in style with Resting Print Face.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165