If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector
If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector

If You Can Read This You're Too Close Socks – Sustainably Sassy Personal Space Protector

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Make a bold (and socially distanced) statement with the If You Can Read This You're Too Close socks. These eco-friendly socks are made with over 50% recycled material and designed for comfort, stretch, and a whole lot of personality.

Whether you're lounging solo or stepping out in style, these one-size-fits-most socks are your playful reminder to keep things cozy—but not too close. The vibrant all-over print and premium knit construction make them perfect for gifting to introverts, humor-lovers, or anyone who loves a bit of space.

Ideal for birthdays, holidays, Earth Day, or any time someone needs a cheeky little boundary-setter.

Product Features

  • All-over print with fun and bold messaging

  • Made from 50%+ recycled materials for eco-conscious comfort

  • 200-needle premium knit for softness and durability

  • One size fits most (Women’s 5 US to Men’s 12 US)

  • May bleed on first wash—wash separately

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

  • Do not bleach

  • Dry flat

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dryclean

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165