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I’m Not Aging I’m Seasoning Unisex Premium Hoodie – Warm, Witty & Flavorfully Bold

Regular price £37.50 Save £-37.50
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You’re not getting older—you’re getting spicier. The “I’m Not Aging, I’m Seasoning” Unisex Premium Hoodie from Resting Print Face is perfect for anyone who embraces their evolution with humor and heat. This ultra-soft fleece-lined hoodie delivers comfort, confidence, and just the right amount of sass—making it the ultimate wardrobe staple for the aging unapologetically crowd.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a premium, smooth feel

  • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester

  • Cozy fleece interior for warmth

  • Front pouch pocket for hands or snacks

  • Matching flat drawstrings & 3-panel hood

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Tip: Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed or oversized fit.

Made to Order & Eco-Conscious:
Printed only after purchase to reduce overproduction. Thanks for seasoning life with style (and sustainability) at Resting Print Face.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165