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I’m Not Aging I’m Seasoning Unisex Premium Sweatshirt – Cozy, Witty & Age-Positive Comfort

Regular price £33.00 Save £-33.00
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You're not getting older—you're getting seasoned to perfection. The “I’m Not Aging, I’m Seasoning” Unisex Premium Sweatshirt from Resting Print Face brings flavorful sarcasm and ultra-soft fleece together in one irresistible layer. With a structured fit and warm interior, it’s ideal for cool days, bolder moods, and unapologetic birthdays.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a soft, smooth finish

  • 65% cotton / 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton / 45% polyester)

  • Midweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)

  • Soft, tightly knit 3-end fleece interior

  • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching

  • Side-seamed construction for a modern, flattering fit

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Tip: Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed or oversized fit.

Made to Order & Eco-Friendly:
Printed after purchase to help reduce overproduction. Thanks for choosing Resting Print Face—where growing older is a spicy upgrade.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165