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I’m Not Drunk I’m Just Historically Inebriated – 16 oz Shaker Pint Glass

£14.50 Save £-14.50
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Make every sip a history lesson with the I’m Not Drunk I’m Just Historically Inebriated pint glass. Perfect for beer lovers, history buffs, and pun connoisseurs, this 16 oz glass brings humor and style to any drinking occasion. Use it for lagers, ales, or even as a cocktail mixing glass—this durable piece is designed for both form and function, with a touch of personality.

Product Features:

  • Durable glass construction with a classic shaker design

  • 16 oz (473 ml) capacity

  • Also functions as a cocktail mixing glass

  • Handmade from natural materials; may include small bubbles or dots

  • Not microwave or dishwasher safe – hand wash recommended

  • Product responsibly sourced from China

Care Instructions:

  • Hand wash only to preserve clarity and quality

  • Not safe for microwave use

Sustainability Note:
Each glass is made on demand to reduce overproduction and waste. Your thoughtful purchase supports small-batch, conscious manufacturing.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
16 oz 3 ½ 5 ⅞

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165