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I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention – Unisex Premium Fleece Sweatshirt

Regular price £33.50 Save £-33.50
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Sarcasm meets streetwear in the I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention premium sweatshirt. Whether you're layering it up or rocking it solo, this ultra-soft fleece sweatshirt delivers both comfort and comic relief. With a classic crew neck, ribbed cuffs, and a smooth cotton face, it's your next favorite go-to for chilly days, lazy weekends, or statement-making everyday wear.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a smooth, high-quality finish

  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend (Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester)

  • Heavyweight 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) fleece fabric

  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece interior for warmth and comfort

  • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching

  • Side-seamed construction for a structured fit

  • Self-fabric patch on the back for subtle detailing

  • Blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Sizing Tip:
This sweatshirt runs small. For a relaxed or true-to-size fit, we recommend ordering one size up.

Sustainability Note:
Each sweatshirt is made-to-order to minimize waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting sustainable, thoughtful fashion.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165