Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron
Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron

Keep Your Hands Off My Pot – Funny Cooking Apron

Regular price £36.00 Save £-36.00
1 in stock

Spice things up in the kitchen with a little sass! The “Keep Your Hands Off My Pot” apron is a cheeky, practical favorite for home cooks who enjoy protecting their dishes—and their cookware. Whether you’re serving up dinner or hosting a casual cookout, this apron adds a bold personality to your prep routine.

Crafted with durable, stain-resistant polyester and a comfortable fit, it’s perfect for everyday chefs, foodies with flair, and anyone who likes their humor served hot. Makes a fun gift for friends, family, or that one pot-possessive cook in your life.

Product Features:

  • 100% polyester canvas for soft durability

  • Adjustable tie-back closure for a snug, comfy fit

  • Stain-resistant material keeps your outfit spotless

  • Bold, crisp print that gets a laugh

  • One size fits most (31.5" x 25.6")

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165