My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron
My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron

My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt – Funny Kitchen Apron

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Serve your sass with every stir. The “My Cooking Is 90% Sarcasm and 10% Salt” apron is made for bold personalities who know how to season meals and conversations. Designed with durable polyester canvas, it’s soft, comfortable, and stain-resistant—making it the perfect fit for home chefs who like their humor dry and their food well-seasoned. Ideal for gifts, parties, or spicing up your own kitchen routine.

Product Features:

  • Soft yet durable 100% polyester canvas

  • Tie-back closure for adjustable comfort

  • Stain-resistant fabric for effortless cleanup

  • Bright and crisp printing for standout design

  • Generous size: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm)

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dryclean

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165