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My Venmo Balance Is Imaginary Premium Sweatshirt – Unisex Fleece

Regular price £33.00 Save £-33.00
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When your wallet’s empty but your sarcasm’s full—“My Venmo Balance Is Imaginary” is the sweatshirt you need. This premium unisex crewneck features a soft fleece interior, ribbed cuffs, and a classic streetwear fit. It’s cozy, edgy, and just the right amount of broke humor. Ideal for layering or wearing solo, it’s your go-to cold weather vibe.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for smooth texture

  • 65% cotton / 35% polyester blend

  • Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton / 45% polyester

  • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)

  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece for added warmth

  • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching

  • Side-seamed construction for a clean fit

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Note: Runs small – for a relaxed or roomy fit, order one size up.

Sustainably Produced On Demand:
Each piece is made when you order it—helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for shopping smarter.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165