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Oh Look! Nobody Gives A Sh*t – Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

£33.00 Save £-33.00
9999 in stock

Make your apathy fashion-forward. This premium sweatshirt blends cozy comfort with cutting sarcasm—perfect for when you're warm on the outside but ice cold on the inside. Whether you're lounging, commuting, or just trying to survive small talk, this is your go-to layer for saying a lot without saying a word.

Product Highlights:

  • Material: 100% cotton face for a smooth feel

  • Fabric Blend: 65% cotton, 35% polyester (Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester)

  • Weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) – thick, warm, and durable

  • Construction:

    • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem

    • Tightly knit 3-end fleece

    • Side-seamed for a flattering silhouette

    • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Fit Tip: Runs small—size up for the best fit

  • Sourcing: Responsibly made in Pakistan

Sustainability Note:
Each sweatshirt is made to order—no bulk printing, no unnecessary waste. Just you, your sarcasm, and fewer carbon regrets.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165