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Parentified Since iPhone 3 – Unisex Premium Hoodie

Regular price £37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

For those who took on emotional support duties before they could legally drive, this hoodie speaks your truth. The “Parentified Since iPhone 3” design is equal parts humor and healing—a badge of honor for the oldest siblings, overachievers, and premature adults.

Crafted from a buttery-soft cotton blend with a cozy fleece lining, it’s the ideal hoodie for everything from cold nights to warm hugs you never got.

Features:

  • Super-soft exterior: 100% cotton face for a smooth, premium feel

  • Warm interior: 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester fleece blend

  • Classic comfort: Spacious front pouch pocket and 3-panel hood

  • Street-ready style: Matching drawstrings and a clean back patch

  • Durability built in: Double-needle stitched for longevity

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Tip:
This hoodie runs small. We recommend ordering one size up for a relaxed, layered fit.

Why You'll Love It:
Because if you’ve been emotionally mature since your classmates were trading ringtones, you’ve earned premium comfort—and a laugh.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165