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Parentified Since iPhone 3 – Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

£33.00 Save £-33.00
9999 in stock

For the ones who were more “mom” than sibling, this cozy sweatshirt is your uniform. The “Parentified Since iPhone 3” design is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the emotional resilience and leadership you never asked for—but delivered anyway.

Whether you're lounging at home or stepping out, this fleece-lined classic brings warmth, comfort, and just the right amount of sarcasm.

Key Features:

  • Premium blend: 100% cotton face with a soft, durable cotton-poly fleece interior

  • 8.5 oz fabric weight for a warm, snug feel

  • Classic fit with ribbed neck, cuffs, and hem

  • Side-seamed construction for structure and durability

  • Double-stitched finish for long-lasting wear

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Note:
This sweatshirt runs slightly small—consider ordering one size up for a roomier fit.

Why You'll Love It:
Because being the emotional backbone since the age of flip phones deserves comfort, warmth, and a stylish confession.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165