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Parentified Since iPhone 3 – Unisex T-Shirt

£16.00 Save £-16.00
9999 in stock

If you’ve been acting like the responsible one since the early smartphone era, this shirt speaks your truth. The “Parentified Since iPhone 3” tee is a witty tribute to eldest child energy and the emotional labor we never signed up for—but crushed anyway.

Key Features:

  • Soft, lightweight fabric with just the right stretch

  • Comfortable unisex fit—flattering for all body types

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate breathability (Heather colors contain polyester)

  • Pre-shrunk and side-seamed for consistent fit wash after wash

  • Taped shoulders for added durability

  • Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

Why You Need It:
Because childhood was a full-time job, and someone had to do it. Wear your early maturity like a badge—stylishly and comfortably.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165