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Promoted to Customer – Unisex Premium Hoodie

Regular price £37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Call it a career and cozy up in style with our “Promoted to Customer” hoodie—a perfect blend of soft fleece comfort and cheeky farewell. Whether you’ve quit your job, retired, or just mentally checked out, this hoodie celebrates your upgrade from meetings to me-time.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Ultra-soft fleece interior with a smooth 100% cotton face

  • Durable blend: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

  • Streetwear fit with front pouch pocket and adjustable drawstring hood

  • Stylish 3-panel design and self-fabric patch detail

  • Ethically made-to-order to reduce overproduction

  • Fit note: Runs small—order one size up for a relaxed fit

Perfect for:
Relaxing at home, making a low-key statement, or gifting your favorite quitter or retiree.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165