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Promoted to Customer – Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

£33.00 Save £-33.00
9999 in stock

Say goodbye to the workplace and hello to premium comfort. The “Promoted to Customer” sweatshirt is the ultimate retirement or resignation gift to yourself—or someone who finally escaped the 9-to-5. Soft, stylish, and effortlessly witty, this fleece-lined sweatshirt is perfect for chilly days, cozy nights, and sarcastic statements.

Key Features:

  • Luxury comfort: Soft fleece interior with a 100% cotton face

  • Durable blend: 65% cotton, 35% polyester for lasting wear (Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester)

  • Just the right weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) for a warm but breathable feel

  • Thoughtful design: Ribbed cuffs, flat hem, and a side-seamed cut for a clean, structured fit

  • Made to order: Reduces overproduction—eco-conscious and efficient

  • Fit tip: Runs small. For a relaxed fit, size up.

Why It Belongs in Your Cart:
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a status update. Whether you’re sipping lattes instead of attending meetings or celebrating your last day on the clock, wear your freedom loud and proud.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165