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Quiet Quitting. Loudly Decomposing – Unisex Premium Hoodie

£37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Channel your inner burnout with style in the Quiet Quitting. Loudly Decomposing premium hoodie—a sarcastically soft sanctuary for anyone done pretending to care. Whether you’re emotionally checked out or just cold, this hoodie’s cozy fleece and moody message have you covered.

Why This Hoodie Rocks:

  • Ultra-soft cotton face with a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend

  • Spacious front pouch pocket for snacks, tissues, or existential crises

  • 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings

  • Durable stitching and warm fleece interior

  • Structured for streetwear vibes, comfortable enough for couch hibernation

  • Responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Sizing Tip:
This hoodie runs small. For a looser fit (and more room to decompress), order one size up.

Sustainability Note:
Each hoodie is made on demand to reduce waste. Thanks for shopping smarter—and sassier.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165