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Socially Awkward, Professionally Muted – Unisex Premium Hoodie

£37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Let your hoodie do the talking. The Socially Awkward, Professionally Muted premium hoodie is made for introverts navigating a loud world. With its ultra-soft fleece lining and sleek streetwear cut, this hoodie is perfect for cozying up in silence—or awkwardly waving from a distance. Whether you're dodging conversations or zoning out on Zoom, this hoodie keeps you comfortable and quietly stylish.

Product Features:

  • Soft 100% cotton face with a cozy fleece interior

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend

  • Front pouch pocket for essentials (or hands in awkward moments)

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Flat drawstrings in matching color

  • 3-panel hood for a sleek fit

  • Responsibly sourced blank product from Pakistan

Fit Note:
This hoodie runs small. For the best fit, we recommend ordering one size up.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165