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Socially Awkward, Professionally Muted T-Shirt – Soft Style with Sharp Wit

£14.50 Save £-14.50
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Blend office realism with personal charm in the Socially Awkward, Professionally Muted unisex t-shirt—a badge of honor for introverts, Zoom lurkers, and silent Slack warriors.

Made from ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers a relaxed fit and all-day comfort. Whether you're avoiding small talk or surviving another video call on mute, this shirt says what you're thinking—so you don’t have to.

Perfect for work-from-home warriors, digital nomads, or anyone who knows silence is a skill.

Product Features

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather options contain polyester)

  • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz./yd²)

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit

  • Side-seamed for a flattering shape

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

  • Responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Do not bleach

  • Do not iron over print

  • Do not dryclean

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165