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Socially Present Emotionally Elsewhere – Unisex Premium Hoodie

£37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Physically here, mentally on a beach somewhere. The Socially Present Emotionally Elsewhere hoodie is your go-to for staying warm while pretending to be engaged. Whether you're faking small talk or ghosting plans with style, this ultra-soft premium hoodie offers the perfect blend of sarcasm and streetwear. Cozy fleece interior, structured hood, and roomy pouch pocket—because comfort should never be compromised, even if your social battery is.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a soft and smooth exterior

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for durability and comfort

  • Spacious front pouch pocket for essentials (or hands avoiding handshakes)

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Matching flat drawstrings for a sleek finish

  • Structured 3-panel hood

  • Blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Fit Note:
Runs small. For a more relaxed fit, we recommend sizing up.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165