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Trauma? Put It On The Family Tab – Unisex Premium Hoodie

Regular price £37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Some wear their heart on their sleeve—you wear your humor. The Trauma? Put It On The Family Tab unisex premium hoodie is the ultimate blend of cozy warmth and unapologetic sarcasm. Featuring a soft cotton face, warm fleece lining, and bold design, this hoodie is perfect for chilly days, therapy avoidance, or dodging awkward small talk in style.

Product Features:

  • Premium feel: 100% cotton face with a cozy fleece lining

  • Fabric blend: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester

  • Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester

  • Convenient front pouch pocket

  • 3-panel hood with matching drawstrings

  • Self-fabric patch on the back for a sleek finish

  • Double-stitched durability for long-lasting wear

  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Fit Note:
This hoodie runs small. Order one size up for a relaxed fit.

Sustainability Note:
Made on demand—reducing excess waste and supporting more thoughtful shopping habits.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165