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Weapons of Grass Destruction – Unisex Cotton T-Shirt for Lawn Legends

£16.00 Save £-16.00
9999 in stock

Mow Hard. Mow Proud.

Introducing the Weapons of Grass Destruction unisex t-shirt—because lawn care is a battle, and you're armed to win. Whether you're a weekend warrior with a mower or just appreciate a clever pun, this tee is soft, lightweight, and battle-ready for whatever the backyard throws at you.

Product Features:

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors include polyester)
  • Lightweight feel (4.2 oz./yd²) with the perfect amount of stretch
  • Pre-shrunk for consistent, long-lasting fit
  • Side-seamed construction for shape retention
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
  • Unisex fit that flatters every form

Printed on demand—because the only thing we overproduce is sarcasm.

Mow like you mean it. Wear it like you own the yard.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24
  BODY LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71.1 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71.1 61

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165