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Oh Look, Nobody Gives A Sh*t – Unisex Premium Hoodie

£37.50 Save £-37.50
9999 in stock

Your sarcasm called—it wants this hoodie. Equal parts cozy and cutting, this ultra-soft hoodie wraps you in warmth while spelling out exactly how you feel (so you don’t have to). Perfect for cool evenings, Monday moods, or dodging unnecessary conversations.

Key Features:

  • Fabric: Soft 100% cotton face for smooth comfort

  • Blend: 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for durability

  • Style Elements:

    • Front pouch pocket

    • Self-fabric patch on the back

    • Matching flat drawstrings

    • 3-panel hood for a snug fit

  • Fit Alert: Runs small—size up for maximum comfort and sarcasm

  • Origin: Ethically sourced and crafted in Pakistan

Why It’s Special:
Made to order. No overproduction. No wasted energy. Just pure hoodie attitude.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165

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