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Quiet Quitting. Loudly Decomposing – Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

£33.00 Save £-33.00
9999 in stock

For those coasting through life on autopilot and emotionally unraveling one Zoom call at a time, this Quiet Quitting. Loudly Decomposing sweatshirt is your perfect mood match. Made with cozy fleece and a structured yet relaxed silhouette, it’s soft enough for a nap and sharp enough for sarcastic style statements.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Premium blend: 65% cotton, 35% polyester

  • Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester

  • Thick 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²) fabric for comfort and warmth

  • Classic ribbed crew neck, cuffs, and hem

  • Durable double-needle stitching throughout

  • Soft fleece lining for daily wear or existential dread

  • Responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Fit Tip:
This sweatshirt runs small. Size up for the best slouchy fit and ironic detachment.

Sustainability Note:
Each piece is made to order. By choosing this sweatshirt, you help minimize waste and support mindful manufacturing.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165

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