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I'm Not Wearing Glasses Anymore, I've Seen Enough – Unisex Premium Hoodie

Regular price £38.00 Save £-38.00
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Some days, you've just seen it all—and now you can wear the mood. The I'm Not Wearing Glasses Anymore, I've Seen Enough hoodie pairs biting humor with buttery-soft fleece for the ultimate cozy rebellion. Whether you're dodging small talk or just done with the world, this hoodie keeps you warm, stylish, and sarcastically comfortable.

Product Features:

  • 100% cotton face for a soft, premium finish

  • 65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend

  • Medium-heavyweight fleece for warmth

  • Spacious front pouch pocket for convenience

  • Matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood

  • Self-fabric patch on the back

  • Double-stitched details for durability

  • Blank product responsibly sourced from Pakistan

Sizing Tip:
This hoodie runs small. For a relaxed or oversized fit, order one size larger than usual.

Sustainability Note:
Made to order to reduce overproduction and environmental impact. Thanks for making thoughtful fashion choices with a side of sarcasm.

 Helping You Avoid The "I Cant Breathe Look"

 

 

Inches

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Centimeters

Size Length (cm) Width (cm) Chest (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7–86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4–94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5–104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7–114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8–124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127–134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2–144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3–155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5–165